--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "BillyG." <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "curtisdeltablues" > <curtisdeltablues@> wrote: > > > > Hey Billy, > snip> > > > What gave you the idea that celibacy was good? > > ahh, Colonel Sanders!
Here I know you are lying. Colonel Sanders was one of the most famous chicken chokers of our time. > > > Did you ever hang out > > on one of Maharishi's all male courses? > > You mean in the bathroom? No!! Oh the old potty humor diversion...revealing... > > >Do you believe that sex > > between two unmarried people who love each other is immoral? > > Only on Sunday mornings. > What if > > they really, really love each other, but only for a very short period > > of time? > > Jesus will forgive them. > > >How long do you have to be in love for sex not to be > > immoral. > > Three days, two hours and 5 minutes! That matches most modern dating patterns, one meet and greet at Starbucks, one lunch at a chain restaurant, and then the money date, dinner and back to her place. > > >Is sex only for making children or is it OK to use it to > > become closer to someone emotionally. > > As long as condoms are used. Your diversion is not working. > > > >Say someone you just met that > > night but are catching a really great vibe from? > > See Doctor in the morning. > > > Do you agree with all religions? > > Yes, > > >Are they all valid? > > Well, yes AND no. <Snip the dodge and weave routine> > You're welcome, I answered all of your questions! :-) Well I gave you a chance to. Your responses did tell me all I need to know. > > >Did God give us > > Rastafarianism? > > I think it was Pee Wee Herman. > > >How about those offshoots of the Mormons with > > multiple wives, was Joseph Smith really a prophet of God? > > No, his wife, er, his wives were. > > >This is > > going to sound like I'm joking but how about WICCA. Or (and I know > > this is different from WICCA) Satan worship? What about Kali worship? > > What about Kali worship? > > > I'm just trying to figure out where you are drawing your lines. > > In the sand. > > > Do you believe that the Bible is revealed scripture? > > Yes > > >That it is all > > true? > > Yes, well, the part that is true, is true! > > > >How about the Vedic literature, is it really true that killing > > a woman is karmically similar to killing an insect? (Laws of Manu) > > Manu who? > > > Inquiring minds want to know! > > You're welcome, I answered all of your questions! :-) >