--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "BillyG." <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
>
> --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "curtisdeltablues"
> <curtisdeltablues@> wrote:
> >
> > Hey Billy,
> snip>
>  
> > What gave you the idea that celibacy was good? 
> 
> ahh, Colonel Sanders!

Here I know you are lying.  Colonel Sanders was one of the most famous
chicken chokers of our  time.

> 
> > Did you ever hang out
> > on one of Maharishi's all male courses? 
> 
> You mean in the bathroom?  No!!

Oh the old potty humor diversion...revealing...

> 
> >Do you believe that sex
> > between two unmarried people who love each other is immoral? 
> 
> Only on Sunday mornings.
 
>  What if
> > they really, really love each other, but only for a very short period
> > of time? 
> 
> Jesus will forgive them.
> 
> >How long do you have to be in love for sex not to be
> > immoral. 
> 
> Three days, two hours and 5 minutes!

That matches most modern dating patterns, one meet and greet at
Starbucks, one lunch at a chain restaurant, and then the money date,
dinner and back to her place.

> 
> >Is sex only for making children or is it OK to use it to
> > become closer to someone emotionally.
> 
> As long as condoms are used.

Your diversion is not working.

> 
> 
> >Say someone you just met that
> > night but are catching a really great vibe from?
> 
> See Doctor in the morning.
>  
> > Do you agree with all religions? 
> 
> Yes,
> 
> >Are they all valid? 
> 
> Well, yes AND no.

<Snip the dodge and weave routine>


> You're welcome, I answered all of your questions!  :-)

Well I gave you a chance to.  Your responses did tell me all I need to
know.



> 
> >Did God give us
> > Rastafarianism? 
> 
> I think it was Pee Wee Herman.
> 
> >How about those offshoots of the Mormons with
> > multiple wives, was Joseph Smith really a prophet of God? 
> 
> No, his wife, er, his wives were.
> 
> >This is
> > going to sound like I'm joking but how about WICCA.  Or (and I know
> > this is different from WICCA) Satan worship?  What about Kali worship?
> 
> What about Kali worship?
> 
> > I'm just trying to figure out where you are drawing your lines.
> 
> In the sand.
> 
> > Do you believe that the Bible is revealed scripture? 
> 
> Yes
> 
>  >That it is all
> > true?
> 
> Yes, well, the part that is true, is true!
> 
> 
>  >How about the Vedic literature, is it really true that killing
> > a woman is karmically similar to killing an insect? (Laws of Manu)
> 
> Manu who?
>  
> > Inquiring minds want to know!
> 
> You're welcome, I answered all of your questions!  :-)
>


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