--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "curtisdeltablues" <curtisdeltabl...@...> wrote: > > > I often find it fascinating that someone declares someone to be or > not > be enlightened. > > When it comes from a hillbilly like curtis it goes beyond; it > becomes > hilarious. > > I was knocking a few back the other night with my main dog Maitreya > and your name came up Nabbie. He refers to you as the priggish old > Euro with American envy, anywhooo, he was laughing his ass off over > all the stuff he has gotten you to believe about himself through the > years with his Benji Creme pranks. Apparently they sit around all > night knocking back 10 year old Port wine and Stilton cheese and high > five-ing about what they are going to get you to swallow next. He got > so tipsy telling the stories that he tried to get his old pal Mahesh > on the phone at one point (who he used to trade "Nabbie gullibility" > stories with) until I reminded him that he was dead. Then he got all > sappy over how funny it was when good ol' Mahesh got you to believe > you were flying while bouncing on your butt. (He does the most > hilarious imitation of you flying BTW, think a seated Michael Jackson > with epilepsy.) > > After the bartender got tired of wiping the bar after Maitreya kept > shooting his Scottish & Newcastle beer through his nose laughing at > your ability to believe anything we were asked to hit the road Me > back to my crib and Maitreya with a waitress just getting off duty. I > heard him lay his rap on her as they headed out the door:"I'm the Lord > of the earth see baby, and someday I'll hold a press conference with > the whole world and I'll give you a country of your own... which one > would you like baby, cuz you're so fine..."
Haha, you are simply hilarious and it's evident why you prefer Elvis as King.
