Should be a great event! Don't forget the Maharishi mudra and the burps. The
MMY mudra as follows:
Move the right hand up and down gently, as if chopping vegetables invisibly;
while saying ("wary Sweet, wary Sweet,...Sweet...), as the Sweet trails off
into silence. Everyone is left flabbergasted at such wisdom!
After the audience comes to their senses from being Blissed out like the V
robot-reptiles after being zapped by Anna, we allow Jerry to speak.
...
He speaks at length on such topics as:
"Everything is Perfect as it Is"
"What will Be, will Be".
"TM will make you happy"
...
Followed by the statistics from DOJ and then questions and answers.
Each answer incorporates the famous Jerry burp, which MMY originated but Jerry
honed to perfection. It's barely audible but there's a distinct burping spasm.
This magnifies the effect of any particular statement, such as "Everything is
good as it is";,...and so on.
Take note! The burp is equivalent to a Papal decree and just means people are
to accept the truths spoken without question.
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "curtisdeltablues" <curtisdeltabl...@...>
wrote:
>
> --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Sal Sunshine <salsunshine@> wrote:
>
> > Can't believe Jerry's allowing himself to be
> > used this way.
> >
> > Sal
>
> I think he loves this Sal, he is a super religious Jewish old man with his
> Vedic Torah. Plus I think the usual deal is to split the fees with him which
> depending on the numbers is a pretty good speaker fee. And all he has to do
> is show up and have everyone in the room hang on his every word, giggle at
> every single joke and act towards him in the reverence they once held for
> Maharishi, Jerry Jarvis, knower of the ultimate reality. If he says
> something mundane like that he watched Saturday Night Live, he will get super
> kudos for being so grounded, if he quotes Vyasa, people will figure he
> probably hangs out with him in his program. And when he says something cute
> about how wonderful Maharishi is in that funny pronunciation he has
> "Maha-r-i-shi with short "i" not pronounced like an "e", people will go
> "awwwwwwwww" like someone just brought in a brand new litter of kittens.
>
> Not the toughest gig in the world.
>
>
>
>
> >
> > On Apr 11, 2010, at 3:25 PM, Rick Archer wrote:
> >
> > > We are very happy to announce an
> > >
> > > All-Day Seminar on Maharishi's Teaching—
> > >
> > > The Supreme Knowledge of Life
> > >
> > > Conducted by Jerry Jarvis
> > >
> > > Saturday, May 1, 2010
> >
> > Can't believe Jerry's allowing himself to be
> > used this way.
> >
> > Sal
> >
>
