--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "emptybill" <emptyb...@...> wrote:
>
> Did you learn to speak in such a way from Master Hsuan Hua?
>
> Must be some special tantra you deciphered from those meat-eating
> Tibetans that gave you this kind of siddhi.
>
> Maybe you heard it yourself - Terton Xifu Zero
My bet is that Jerry would crack up ROTFL at
this accurate (and affectionate) skewering.
We used to do our own SNL-like parodies of
him at National all the time, and he was
never offended by any of them, often res-
ponding by doing an equally accurate parody
of the person parodying him.
> --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "yifuxero" <yifuxero@> wrote:
> >
> > Should be a great event! Don't forget the Maharishi mudra and the
> burps. The MMY mudra as follows:
> > Move the right hand up and down gently, as if chopping vegetables
> invisibly; while saying ("wary Sweet, wary Sweet,...Sweet...), as the
> Sweet trails off into silence. Everyone is left flabbergasted at such
> wisdom!
> > After the audience comes to their senses from being Blissed out like
> the V robot-reptiles after being zapped by Anna, we allow Jerry to
> speak.
> > ...
> > He speaks at length on such topics as:
> > "Everything is Perfect as it Is"
> > "What will Be, will Be".
> > "TM will make you happy"
> > ...
> > Followed by the statistics from DOJ and then questions and answers.
> > Each answer incorporates the famous Jerry burp, which MMY originated
> but Jerry honed to perfection. It's barely audible but there's a
> distinct burping spasm.
> > This magnifies the effect of any particular statement, such as
> "Everything is good as it is";,...and so on.
> > Take note! The burp is equivalent to a Papal decree and just means
> people are to accept the truths spoken without question.
> >
> >
> > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "curtisdeltablues"
> curtisdeltablues@ wrote:
> > >
> > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Sal Sunshine <salsunshine@>
> wrote:
> > >
> > > > Can't believe Jerry's allowing himself to be
> > > > used this way.
> > > >
> > > > Sal
> > >
> > > I think he loves this Sal, he is a super religious Jewish old man
> with his Vedic Torah. Plus I think the usual deal is to split the fees
> with him which depending on the numbers is a pretty good speaker fee.
> And all he has to do is show up and have everyone in the room hang on
> his every word, giggle at every single joke and act towards him in the
> reverence they once held for Maharishi, Jerry Jarvis, knower of the
> ultimate reality. If he says something mundane like that he watched
> Saturday Night Live, he will get super kudos for being so grounded, if
> he quotes Vyasa, people will figure he probably hangs out with him in
> his program. And when he says something cute about how wonderful
> Maharishi is in that funny pronunciation he has "Maha-r-i-shi with short
> "i" not pronounced like an "e", people will go "awwwwwwwww" like someone
> just brought in a brand new litter of kittens.
> > >
> > > Not the toughest gig in the world.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > >
> > > > On Apr 11, 2010, at 3:25 PM, Rick Archer wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > We are very happy to announce an
> > > > >
> > > > > All-Day Seminar on Maharishi's Teaching—
> > > > >
> > > > > The Supreme Knowledge of Life
> > > > >
> > > > > Conducted by Jerry Jarvis
> > > > >
> > > > > Saturday, May 1, 2010
> > > >
> > > > Can't believe Jerry's allowing himself to be
> > > > used this way.
> > > >
> > > > Sal
> > > >
> > >
> >
>
