I must admit that, following a quick scan of the news and websites listing volcanic or earthquake activity, there seems to be no mention of any heightened seismic activity yesterday.
I think that this is just a cryin' shame, and a clear message that God / the Laws Of Nature / Jyotish principles or whatever you call That Which You Believe Runs Things is a fuckin' slacker, and asleep at the wheel. I mean, yesterday a mass protest against an Iranian cleric's declaration that immodestly-dressed women cause earthquakes (and John R echoing the same theory here, supported by "Jyotish principles") took place. *80,000* or more women worldwide dressed immodestly *on purpose* to test out this theory. That is an estimated *160,000* boobs jiggling unnecessarily, tempting men all over the world away from the path of righteousness, and taunting God to react by unleashing His seismic comeupance on the Earth.. But did God smite these evildoers? Noooooooo. Can you say "slacker?" I think you can. If you are as upset about this as I am, and wish to officially register your protest, go to: We-are-men-so-terrified-of-boobs-that-we-think-God-should- smite-women-when-they-dress-immodestly-and-let-them-jiggle- in-public.com and sign our petition there. Speak up and make your voice known to God / the Laws Of Nature / whatever. Don't allow Him to slack off and allow these evil women to transgress by violating our...uh... we mean His laws. STAND UP for your right to be a weakling, with so little self control and non-attachment that you can be lured off the spiritual path and into the ways of evil thinking by a couple of mounds of jiggling flesh. Most of the great spiritual leaders in history (if one believes what their followers say about them) were just as terrified of boobs as you are, and just as willing to take out their own weakness on women by forbidding *them* to dress the way they want to. Most of these great spiritual leaders hated the sight of half of the human race's bodies as much as God does, and thus supported His laws about covering up all that flesh that He created and made jiggle in the first place. JOIN these holy men of the past in standing up for our right to impose *our* weakness on women everywhere. SIGN THE PETITION TODAY!
