I think you are forgetting that boobs are extremely dangerous things. And can you please send photos of those 160,000 boobs. I can't believe that this is true. I want to see all 160,000 of them -- or as we all know, you LIE!
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, TurquoiseB <no_re...@...> wrote: > > I must admit that, following a quick scan of the news > and websites listing volcanic or earthquake activity, > there seems to be no mention of any heightened seismic > activity yesterday. > > I think that this is just a cryin' shame, and a clear message > that God / the Laws Of Nature / Jyotish principles or > whatever you call That Which You Believe Runs Things > is a fuckin' slacker, and asleep at the wheel. > > I mean, yesterday a mass protest against an Iranian > cleric's declaration that immodestly-dressed women cause > earthquakes (and John R echoing the same theory here, > supported by "Jyotish principles") took place. *80,000* > or more women worldwide dressed immodestly *on > purpose* to test out this theory. That is an estimated > *160,000* boobs jiggling unnecessarily, tempting men > all over the world away from the path of righteousness, > and taunting God to react by unleashing His seismic > comeupance on the Earth.. > > But did God smite these evildoers? Noooooooo. > > Can you say "slacker?" I think you can. > > If you are as upset about this as I am, and wish to officially > register your protest, go to: > We-are-men-so-terrified-of-boobs-that-we-think-God-should- > smite-women-when-they-dress-immodestly-and-let-them-jiggle- > in-public.com > and sign our petition there. > > Speak up and make your voice known to God / the Laws Of > Nature / whatever. Don't allow Him to slack off and allow > these evil women to transgress by violating our...uh... > we mean His laws. > > STAND UP for your right to be a weakling, with so little > self control and non-attachment that you can be lured off > the spiritual path and into the ways of evil thinking by a > couple of mounds of jiggling flesh. > > Most of the great spiritual leaders in history (if one > believes what their followers say about them) were just > as terrified of boobs as you are, and just as willing to > take out their own weakness on women by forbidding > *them* to dress the way they want to. > > Most of these great spiritual leaders hated the sight of > half of the human race's bodies as much as God does, > and thus supported His laws about covering up all that > flesh that He created and made jiggle in the first place. > > JOIN these holy men of the past in standing up for our > right to impose *our* weakness on women everywhere. > > SIGN THE PETITION TODAY! >
