-- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, tartbrain <no_re...@...> wrote: > > I think you are forgetting that boobs are extremely dangerous things. > And can you please send photos of those 160,000 boobs. I can't believe > that this is true. I want to see all 160,000 of them -- or as we all know, > you LIE!
Here are two, from a local village in Spain: [http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_H__J0s-Ta8Q/SaaLZyx_0QI/AAAAAAAALN8/ZQ3cbN2Dl\ qY/s400/breasts.jpg] > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, TurquoiseB no_reply@ wrote: > > > > I must admit that, following a quick scan of the news > > and websites listing volcanic or earthquake activity, > > there seems to be no mention of any heightened seismic > > activity yesterday. > > > > I think that this is just a cryin' shame, and a clear message > > that God / the Laws Of Nature / Jyotish principles or > > whatever you call That Which You Believe Runs Things > > is a fuckin' slacker, and asleep at the wheel. > > > > I mean, yesterday a mass protest against an Iranian > > cleric's declaration that immodestly-dressed women cause > > earthquakes (and John R echoing the same theory here, > > supported by "Jyotish principles") took place. *80,000* > > or more women worldwide dressed immodestly *on > > purpose* to test out this theory. That is an estimated > > *160,000* boobs jiggling unnecessarily, tempting men > > all over the world away from the path of righteousness, > > and taunting God to react by unleashing His seismic > > comeupance on the Earth.. > > > > But did God smite these evildoers? Noooooooo. > > > > Can you say "slacker?" I think you can. > > > > If you are as upset about this as I am, and wish to officially > > register your protest, go to: > > We-are-men-so-terrified-of-boobs-that-we-think-God-should- > > smite-women-when-they-dress-immodestly-and-let-them-jiggle- > > in-public.com > > and sign our petition there. > > > > Speak up and make your voice known to God / the Laws Of > > Nature / whatever. Don't allow Him to slack off and allow > > these evil women to transgress by violating our...uh... > > we mean His laws. > > > > STAND UP for your right to be a weakling, with so little > > self control and non-attachment that you can be lured off > > the spiritual path and into the ways of evil thinking by a > > couple of mounds of jiggling flesh. > > > > Most of the great spiritual leaders in history (if one > > believes what their followers say about them) were just > > as terrified of boobs as you are, and just as willing to > > take out their own weakness on women by forbidding > > *them* to dress the way they want to. > > > > Most of these great spiritual leaders hated the sight of > > half of the human race's bodies as much as God does, > > and thus supported His laws about covering up all that > > flesh that He created and made jiggle in the first place. > > > > JOIN these holy men of the past in standing up for our > > right to impose *our* weakness on women everywhere. > > > > SIGN THE PETITION TODAY! > > >
