--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "whynotnow7" <whynotnow7@...> wrote: > > Samuel L Jackson as Maharishi? That would be badass.
Maharishi: [shoots the man on the hug line at Amma's] I'm sorry, did I break your concentration? I didn't mean to do that. Please, continue, you were saying something about best intentions. What's the matter? Oh, you were finished! Well, allow me to retort. What does Maharishi Mahesh Yogi look like? Brett: What? Maharishi: What country are you from? Brett: What? What? Wh - ? Maharishi: "What" ain't no country I've ever heard of. They speak English in What? Brett: What? Maharishi: English, motherfucker, do you speak it? Brett: Yes! Yes! Maharishi: Then you know what I'm sayin'! Brett: Yes! Maharishi: Describe what Maharishi Mahesh Yogi looks like! Brett: What? Maharishi: Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say what one more Goddamn time! Brett: He's Indian. Maharishi: Go on! Brett: He's bald. Maharishi: Does he look like a bitch? Brett: What? Maharishi: [Shoots Brett in the shoulder] Does he LOOK like a bitch?! Brett: No! Maharishi: Then why'd you try to fuck him like a bitch, Brett? Brett: I didn't! Maharishi: Yes, you did! Yes, you did, Brett! You tried to fuck him. And Maharishi Mahesh Yogi don't like to be fucked by anybody except Mother Divine. And the occasional groupie. > Didn't John Goodman lose a good bit of weight? Another reason he wouldn't work as Bevan. > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, turquoiseb <no_reply@> wrote: > > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "whynotnow7" <whynotnow7@> > > wrote: > > > > > > "Battle Of The Saints". C'mon someone HAS to make that movie! > > > > Already casting it in my head. So far I've got Samuel > > L. Jackson playing Maharishi and Margo Martindale (from > > "Dexter" and "Justified") playing Amma. I considered > > John Goodman for Bevan but it just didn't work because > > Goodman is funny. > > > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Sal Sunshine <salsunshine@> > > wrote: > > > > > > > > On Jun 27, 2011, at 5:31 PM, Rick Archer wrote: > > > > > > > > > I started this thread by stating that there was a sign up in the > > dome(s) stating > > > > > that you would lose your badge if you helped a saint. I heard > > recently that in > > > > > the office where you go to get your dome badge, there is a sign > > stating that it's > > > > > OK to visit saints, but not OK to help them in any way. Amma was > > just in > > > > > Iowa this weekend, and there was a good turnout. > > > > > > > > But not here in Fairfield, which is undoubtedly where > > > > her biggest audience is. > > > > > > > > Sal > > > > > > > > > >
