--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "raunchydog" <raunchydog@...> wrote: > > John Lyons was a beautiful man when I heard him give an > introductory lecture in 1972. He was so luscious I was > ready to start TM before he said a word. Then he broke > the news: Two weeks waiting for using recreational drugs. > Really? I was disappointed but unlike the drunk I initiated, > I decided to have a good experience and wait the two weeks. > I told my boyfriend I was going to start TM and had to give > up pot. He said, "I'll teach you to meditate. All you have > to do is rub your eyes and you'll see colors." Sex with him > was definitely better than his advice. I started TM and he > dumped me for another girl, a girl with kaleidoscope eyes.
Nice tale, Raunchy, and nicely told. It's almost a mini-short story.