* * Being nothing, I give birth to all.
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Bob Price <bobpriced@...> wrote:
>
> Who you calling a:
>
> "liberal femiNazi chauvinist straight-arrow"
>
> -Luke 9:58
>
>
> ________________________________
> From: RoryGoff <rorygoff@...>
> To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
> Sent: Monday, September 12, 2011 8:35:13 AM
> Subject: [FairfieldLife] Excuses for avoiding liberation? [was Re: Blissy vs.
> Happy]
>
>
>
>
>
> --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Bob Price <bobpriced@> wrote:
> >
> > Motoring with a motormouth.
> >
> >
> > I'm sure we've all had the pleasure of motoring with a motormouth. I'm
> > wondering what techniques my fellow posters on FFL might employ to defend
> > their sincerity in this situation. Hope the top 10 format works for
> > everyone:
> >
> >
> >
> > 10. Run over a pedestrian.
> >
>
> 9. Put my hands over my ears and sing "La La La I can't HEAR youuuuu!"
>
> 8. Put my hands over my eyes and drive up my own backside, Uroborically
> speaking.
>
> 7. Tell everyone who I think is worth listening to and who isn't, who I think
> is enlightened and who isn't, and who I think is right and who isn't.
>
> 6. Yell, "I'm NOT a poopy-pants! YOU are!"
>
> 5. Remind everyone over and over again that we're all bozos on this bus.
>
> 4. Remind everyone over and over again that we are all motormouths on this
> bus.
>
> 3. Remind everyone over and over again that we're all already Awake on this
> bus.
>
> 2. Remind everyone over and over again that there is no we, there is no
> Awake, and there is no bus.
>
> 1. Remind myself over and over again that reminding myself over and over
> again that we have always and ever been an ordinary lying slimeball
> poopy-pants batshit-crazy tar-baby Maharishi-loving crypto-Buddhist
> fundamentalist-Christian CIA-serving fascist secessionist dualist nondualist
> Trinitarian Unitarian Aditarian Enneadist neo-Advaita paleo-Advaita liberal
> femiNazi chauvinist straight-arrow bi-now-gay-later commie capitalist
> idealist materialist expansionist reductionist mean-spirited arrogant
> irrelevant wanna-be charlatan motormouth is what it's all about, and don't
> forget to thank everyone for the wonderful ride.
>
> .
>
>
> Â
>
