Dear Bob, Did you sign your wonderful eulogy about Turq, with Robin's name? Or was that a typo? Or a cut and paste?
-obba ;) --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Bob Price <bobpriced@...> wrote: > > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=leohcvmf8kM > > > Barry, > > Please ignore these ungrateful wretches, I'm not like them; I know how much > love and effort you've > put into our edification this past year, and I love you for it; I know how > much > you've sacrificed to make us better human beings, and I'm ashamed how > ungrateful they are. I know how many other things you could be doing with your > time; watching TV, walking the dogs, writing manuals, and visiting Beavis and > Butthead; not to mention spending more quality time with Maya and your modern > family. > > > I know what its like to give till you have no more to give and the ingrates > you're trying to help just > don't get it (makes you wonder about this whole bodhisattva thing); they don't > understand how hard it is to be as beautiful as you are, to be as good a > person > as you are; I know you know this, you show it to me everyday, and I would > never > have figured it out without your help. > > > You see Barry, I really have fallen in love with you, not that platonic love > I used to feel for Curtis, > no, not that tepid tea, the real stuff, with all its messiness. And I don't > know what I'd do if you gave up on us and stayed with Beavis and Butthead; > frankly (please don't think this sounds like stalking), if you left I would > have to move to Holland, and do whatever was in my power to find you, and > serve > you in any small way I could; and if you went all Roshi on me, and hit me with > a stick or called the police, I would know it was just a test and your way of > teaching me the real meaning of love. > > > I know I have a lot to learn from you, but from what I feel today, on the day > after Boxing Day 2012, I > know I've made an incredible start, and I could not have done it without > you. > > > If only the others could see and understand what I've found on this mountain > of my love for you; I > know what they say about you is not true, your post was not Barry's Christmas > enemies list; I know it's a Christmas *love and affection* list, like a wallop > from the great cane of the Roshi of Ryoan-ji; producing welts of love and > affection as deep as the resting place of the Titanic. > > > Please stay Barry; Beavis and Butthead don't deserve you as much as we do; > please give us another chance, > and please ignore what they say about your message view; that it's shaped like > the derriere of that fine young lady who begged you to message her behind; I > know its not true that she was a lap dancer and you've likely been banned from > the Yum Yum for stiffing (sorry, I know you could never stiff anybody) the > dancers for their gratuities. > > > I don't think what they say about you is true; that you have no life beyond > your manuals, pirated TV, > and FFL (I also don't believe its true that "Maya" is an imaginary > friend, and her name is one of your more inspired unintended ironies---I know > Maya exists!). > > > I also don't believe them when they cruelly say you are a compulsive name > dropper who never > > met one of Tim Leary's ex-wives. > > > > I'm sure the angels shed a tear every time that Judy woman hurts your > feelings; she's a piece > of work and I for one want nothing else to do with her; I love you Barry. > > > Please ignore Obba; she's doesn't know how to speak to a real man like you. > > > And please ignore Emily; she doesn't deserve the hand of loving kindness > you've extended to her (the fact > she would give some old Jack Russell a home says everything you need to know > about her). > > > And Ann, what can I say about her, she's obviously one of these > women that has far too much education for her own good, and lives by that old > maxim "the more I know about Barry, the more I love my horses". > > > I just can't believe how cruel these women are to you, with everything you've > done for them; I'm > hoping that the tiny point of light that I am can somehow make up for them, > and > convince you to stay; I think its cruel for them to say that when you go > through this vale of tears FFL will pass before your eyes; I have no doubt > there is a special place in the after life for you, and these women > are all going to hell if they don't straighten up and begin to > understand what you're trying to do for them. > > > I only have one favor to ask, I know it's a lot to ask with the way you've > been treated around here > lately, but would it be at all possible to include me on Bucks list; I really > do not want to be associated with that Judy woman and all the heart ache she's > brought you. I know it's a lot to ask, but please give it some serious > consideration; with your help, I've changed. > > > > Happy New Year, please don't give up on us, you've helped me to get real and > get honest with myself; all > my journey and suffering could never have gotten me anywhere near where you've > taken me in the last 18 months; thank you, I love you. > > > Your friend, > > Robin > > > PS: > > Would you consider collaborating on a film review with Bob; if so, how about > "Its a Wonderful > Life" or "The Hour"; I don't think he's intelligent enough to understand to > the beauty of "Firefly"? > > > PPS: > > In case Bob tries to use this love post to compare you to Bubbles DeVere > again, I want to say up front > that I think its a cruel thing to do, and completely untrue; for one thing, > unlike Bubbles, I believe you know when to stop: > > > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vhU6YbyPHw > > > Obviously, Bob needs help; I think he was trying to be sarcastic when he said > he'd bet you kept a > copy of the "Desiderata" on your wall; I don't believe it, I know you're > much more sophisticated than that. He has the emotional development of an > eight > year old and does not deserve a place on your love and affection list. > > > > PPPS: > > > I apologize that this post is so short, I have much more to tell you about > how you've helped me be a > better and more loving person, but I just read the post from that nasty > Raunchy, > and I can't go on; I hope this will make up for it: > > > Desiderata > > > Go placidly amid the noise and haste, and remember what peace there may be in > silence. As far as possible without surrender be on good terms with all > persons. Speak your truth quietly and clearly; and listen to others, even the > dull and ignorant; they too have their story.â¨Avoid loud and aggressive > persons, they are vexations to the spirit.â¨If you compare yourself with > others, > you may become vain and bitter;â¨for always there will be greater and lesser > persons than yourself. > > > Enjoy your achievements as well as your plans.â¨Keep interested in your > career, > however humble; it is a real possession in the changing fortunes of > time.â¨Exercise caution in your business affairs; for the world is full of > trickery.â¨But let this not blind you to what virtue there is; many persons > strive for high ideals;â¨and everywhere life is full of heroism. > Be yourself.â¨Especially, do not feign affection.â¨Neither be critical > about love; > for in the face of all aridity and disenchantment it is as perennial as the > grass. > > > Take kindly the counsel of the years, gracefully surrendering the things of > youth.â¨Nurture strength of spirit to shield you in sudden misfortune. But do > not distress yourself with imaginings.â¨Many fears are born of fatigue and > loneliness. Beyond a wholesome discipline, be gentle with yourself. > You are a child of the universe, no less than the trees and the stars;â¨you > have a > right to be here.â¨And whether or not it is clear to you, no doubt the > universe > is unfolding as it should. > > > Therefore be at peace with God, whatever you conceive Him to be,â¨and > whatever your labors > and aspirations, in the noisy confusion of life keep peace with your > soul.â¨With > all its sham, drudgery and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be > careful. Strive to be happy. > > > © Max Ehrmann 1927 > > ________________________________ > From: turquoiseb <no_re...@yahoogroups.com> > To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com > Sent: Thursday, December 27, 2012 12:42:08 AM > Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: Happy Christmas FFL > > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, obbajeeba <no_reply@> wrote: > > > > I noticed the Turq calmed his punches down and tried to > > make good with his hat picture above the waist. > > Gawd, what a self-important idiot. Turq merely shared > a photo of a cute present...some actually enjoyed it, > without trying to turn it into some kind of "win." > > As for laying low, Turq has merely realized that he > would be better able to find an intelligent conver- > sation on the Beavis and Butthead Discussion Group > than here. FFL really isn't worth my time, even in > Message View, lately. > > The intelligent folks -- those who actually discuss > ideas -- seem to be busy...uh...having lives, which > I congratulate them for, but which leaves only those > so gullible as to still believe in a fiction they > call "support of nature" and in the ME and in the > fiction of Maharishi actually having been a spiritual > teacher of note. Then there are those trolling for > attention, those waiting patiently for the next oppor- > tunity to get "payback" for some grudge or another, > and those who are so lame as to still believe homo- > sexuality non-ordinary, and thus worth debating. I'll > pass, thanks. > > Over on the Beavis and Butthead group, at least they > laugh from time to time. Heh heh. Heh heh heh. He > said "laugh."  :-) > > >                                       >                      >
