LOL, Richard, yes I admit it! There is no Michael Jackson living in SC. It's really me!
On Monday, August 18, 2014 3:26 PM, "'Richard J. Williams' pundits...@gmail.com [FairfieldLife]" <FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com> wrote: On 8/18/2014 1:48 PM, Share Long sharelon...@yahoo.com [FairfieldLife] wrote: >Yep, salyavin, I knew what you meant. And I also wanted to make the point that >any organization is made up of individuals. And it is individuals who do wrong >stuff. IOW, there is no creature called TMO going around doing wrong stuff. >It's individuals like you and me. > > So you are an individual doing wrong stuff by posing as Michael Jackson going around doing wrong stuff in his name. > > > >On Monday, August 18, 2014 1:29 PM, salyavin808 <no_re...@yahoogroups.com> >wrote: > > > > >---In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, <sharelong60@...> wrote : >salyavin, how TM wanted to be?! TM is a technique, not a person! >= > >You know what I mean. Or maybe you don't.... >Maybe you meant how some TMers wanted to be? So it's simply about human foible >and frailty, something even present on FFL. >On Monday, August 18, 2014 1:24 PM, salyavin808 <no_re...@yahoogroups.com> >wrote: > >---In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, <sharelong60@...> wrote : >Michael, it's simply that I don't know any TM govs who live this way. >= >The bit about mixed marriages was inspired, proper funny. I've met siddha's >who don't like mixing with mere meditators and think they are wasting their >lives. I can't imagine what the rarified heights of governorship must do to a >flabby ego! >= >So I couldn't even think of your piece as satire. Maybe revisionist history? >= >I saw it more as a send up of how TM wanted to be rather than how it ended up. >= >On Monday, August 18, 2014 11:37 AM, "Michael Jackson mjackson74@... >[FairfieldLife]" <FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com> wrote: > >God damn! Something is bad wrong with you if that's your take away on this! >Can't wait to see what you think of Part 2 and 3. > > > > >________________________________ > From: "Share Long sharelong60@... [FairfieldLife]" > <FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com> >To: "FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com" <FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com> >Sent: Monday, August 18, 2014 8:13 AM >Subject: Re: [FairfieldLife] A Day in the Life (of A TM'er) > > > > >This reminds me that what was totally courageous and creative and >compassionate about what Maharishi did, is that he took steps to bring a rich >spiritual life to householders. Gratitude... > > > > >On Sunday, August 17, 2014 8:02 PM, "Michael Jackson mjackson74@... >[FairfieldLife]" <FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com> wrote: > > > > >A Day in the Life (of a TM'er) >Governor wakes up, but in fact he has not been asleep having witnessed his >sleep all night long and we all know that witnessing sleep is the acid test of >conscious awareness. > > >He gets up, stretches and doesn't look at his wife or touch her since it is >the first day of her "resting time." > > >Governor goes to the bathroom, feeling total bliss in his body and preforms >his morning ablutions. He sits on the toilet and lets fly. Since he takes his >Maharishi Ayurveda™ triphala every night one hour before bed with warm water >he is always ayurvedically regular. > > >He gets up, performs his oil massage and goes downstairs to make himself a cup >of dosha specific tea. Normally the little woman would have made it already, >but today being the first day of her "resting cycle" it would sully the >vibrations of the tea for her to touch it or even think of it so Governor does >it herself. > > >He sits thinking blissful thoughts, watching the squirrels and birds talk to >each other. At a certain point he opens the window so he can hear what they >are saying, he having received the sutra for understanding the language of >animals. No matter what they say, the sounds create waves of bliss in >Governor's awareness. > > >"Can I come down yet, honey? I'm hungry." Comes the plaintive wail from his >missus. > > >"Nooo, you know I am not supposed to see you or touch you before noon today. >What would the vaidyas think?" Governor says with some irritation (but of >course it couldn't have been real irritation, not from such a sattvic fellow. >It must have just appeared as irritation for his wife to work out some of her >karma with.) "Just wait a bit. I'm almost finished." > > >Missus maintains a respectful silence and waits her turn in the kitchen. He >could fix her something to eat, but focusing on her in her condition might >sully his own vibrations, and of course one's state of awareness is the most >important thing. > > >Governor gets up and goes out on the east facing deck. It is such a nice >morning, mild and sattvic that Governor decides to do asanas on the deck. Each >posture is bliss, as is the pranayama that come after. The birds and squirrels >are still chattering and the sounds are bliss. Governor gets up and goes >inside to change into program clothes. It is just about programme time. > > >The missus hears him coming in and respectfully (and properly) moves off so he >can't see her. Gov goes upstairs and slips on his programme gear. Fawn colored >pants, matching fawn slip-over shirt, all made of vedically grown organic >cotton, grown in India. The rumors of the farmers who grow the Maharishi >Cotton™ being poor even in some cases destitute are just that of course, >rumors. > > >Gov sighs as he puts on his fawn colored sandals – he wishes he could wear >white, but that of course, is reserved for the rajas. Dressed Governor stops >by the herbal cabinet on his way out to take his daily dose of amrit. The >sweet slightly spicy taste was heaven on his tongue. At $30.00 a teaspoonful, >it is a blissful bargain. The rumors of the herb gatherers in India being >destitute and abused by their Movement masters were of course, just that, >rumors. > > >Governor walks past the bhramasthan, lifts his car keys from the hook next to >his east facing main home entrance and steps out onto the porch of his perfect >Maharishi Vastu Veda™ home. Governors from all over the neighborhood are >exiting their east facing homes and climbing into their cars. Governor starts >the engine and it roars to life. > > > >The noise of all the gasoline powered engines starting all over the >neighborhood is deafening. Gov regretted having to give up his made in >Fairfield all electric car, but the city council, all governors, had passed an >ordinance some years ago, banning electric and hybrid cars. The rumors that >Girish Varma owned large shares of several oil and gas companies were of >course, just rumors. > > >As he drove out of his neighborhood, Gov pretended not to see a certain TM >governor waving as he passed him coming out of a side street. Thank God that >man did not live in his neighborhood. It was true, he was a governor, but the >man had married a siddha, and Gov just did not believe in mixed marriages. > > > >The property values of the vastu homes in the other governor's area had fallen >after his mixed marriage was revealed. Gov shook his head as he thought of it. >Some people just didn't get it, they just weren't a hundred percent committed >to a peaceful, just and sattvic world. > > > >Of course the thoughts just drifted across the background of sat chit ananda, >they didn't sully at all his state of enlightenment. > > >It was a blissful ride to the Dome. Tree lined streets, all the homes facing >the same way, siddhas coming out of siddha neighborhoods, governors from >governor neighborhoods, Surya the sun god was shining merrily in approbation >of the stream of peace creators wending their way to the Domes. > > >Governor parked in his east facing parking slot and leisurely walked to the >Dome. As he walked the siddhas properly gave way to him and the other >governors, just as they themselves gave way to the rajas. The rajas were >walking slowly, sedately as usual. No one complained that they were holding up >the line going into the Dome, for they were rajas after all. > > >Gov lowered his gaze as he approached the back of the raja line. He did this >to help take his attention away from his feelings of anxiety, frustration and >jealousy. He had wanted to be a raja from the time he first heard of the High >Ones. He did not have the million dollars then, but later he did, but that was >after the raja course fee had been raised to 10 million dollars, US. He >remembered begging Bevan for an exception and had offered his entire life >savings, 1.3 million but Bevan had just laughed and said "It's not a proper >boy's club unless we can keep the hoi polloi out now is it?" > > >But of course his rage, anxiety, disappointment and depression was merely >surface emotions. They did nothing to dispel the ever present bliss in his >awareness. Or so the TM Siddhi administrators told everyone. > > >The walkway to the Domes were lined with the lesser angels who were there >celebrating the siddhas, governors and rajas who were there to maintain the >balance of harmony and sattva in the land. Two large guardian angels were >standing on either side of the door as Governor entered the Dome and took his >place. Not up front in the premier seating with the rajas, no of course that >would not do, nor in the crummy seating area reserved for mere siddhas. Not >that there was anything WRONG really with siddhas, but they weren’t governors, >after all. > > >The Great Archangels were hovering in the air in the middle of the Dome as >cherubs flew about singing siddha and governor praises. The presence of the >angels and Archangels and their fabulous energy made Governor forget his >stress over not being a raja. He settled down to listen to aged Bevan, still >large and regal make the announcements prior to the morning's meditation. > > >End of Part One > > > > > > > >