---In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, <turquoiseb@...> wrote : Excellent followup. :-) The explanation of enlightened flatulence was...uh...a breath of fresh air amidst all the other smells so prevalent here.
I can tell you're really gettin' into the rhythm of this. Isn't it amazing how this stuff pretty much writes itself once you get started? I look forward to future installments... Translation: The vacation sucked - I sat around, bored out of my mind, relegated to babysitter most of the time, and none of the hot beach babes even noticed me.