You saw the final minute or two of the race - and the race wasn't even over yet? But, what do "TITS" have to do with the race if its an online discussion group? We all have tits. Go figure.
> On Mon, Sep 15, 2014 at 9:17 AM, fleetwood_macnche...@yahoo.com [FairfieldLife] <FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com> wrote: > > > I saw the final minute or two. Following the horrific TRIPLE wardrobe > malfunction in the final turn - Major Fashion Disaster - numbers 4, 6 and 8 > were the only ones holding onto shreds of decency, down the final stretch. > At the last minute, #8, (widely favored), in a burst of incredible energy, > revved like a hurricane, and secured the win**, by FOUR TITS. > > **Sadly, after a review of the race film, #8 was revealed to have quickly > snorted something out of a secret compartment in his thumb ring, just prior > to his explosive finish, and was disqualified. The win went to #6, who has > now quit his day job as a stand in for Glenn Close, and is focusing in drag > racing, full time. > > > ---In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, <awoelflebater@...> wrote : > > > > > ---In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, <fleetwood_macncheese@...> wrote : > > BRAVO! Well done - handicapped the field! I figured #5 for second, due to > his plain brutish strength, if he can muscle that troublesome hem out of > the way. And yes, 8 doesn't have a chance (or clue -- something in the > water?). Would be a teeny bit more awesome, if each nag had a sock monkey, > piggy-back - I kind of like the whole "jockey" thing - but who's > complaining? > > I can't help but keep going with this, I am laughing so hard. Here is a > shot taken a bit further down the field. It seems like things are heating > up but poor #7 is, as predicted, well back from the rest of the field. #9 > is busting a gut and his bustier at the same time. #6 and #8 look like real > contenders here but #5's green racing silks seem to be hampering him > although he does look glorious streaming down the field. Style is not lost > in this race - if you can't cross the finish line first then at least you > can look marvelous trying. Maybe that should be my motto. > > > > > > > > > ---In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, <awoelflebater@...> wrote : > > > > > ---In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, <fleetwood_macncheese@...> wrote : > > My money is on number nine, by a fake breast. > > LOL. No one should bet on #8, very slow out of the gate there. #10 looks > promising but it might just be all bravado and no finishing strength. #7 > Looks like he's a little too playful out of the gate and #6 needs to get > his rear engaged, lift his forehand and start to really run if he's going > to finish in the top three. #5 seems hampered by ill-fitting tack so that > one might not finish. All in all, a scruffy lot - obviously their maiden > race. > > > ---In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, <awoelflebater@...> wrote : > > > > > ---In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, <dhamiltony2k5@...> wrote : > > One could also argue the indictment and case that this weekly drag race > has become an indulgence of unkindness to the more relevant and serious > material that was the spiritual community of Fairfieldlife at Yahoo. > > Just like Maharishi's Brahmacharya Satyananda might go smack a scorpion > down off a wall I should urge our community list moderators here to smack > the memberships of these errant authors racing up and down the main drag > here of our community before Yahoo-groups gets wind of this violation of > groups guidelines and closes the whole roadway of FFL to us. Please act > swiftly and save the larger community of FFL before these posting > drag-racers take it entirely down. Sincerely, -Buck in the Dome > > > I'm not sure if this was the kind of drag racing you were talking about > but if so, then I would have to agree that this might be a violation of the > rules. > > > > > >
