On Feb 15, 2007, at 4:19 PM, bob_brigante wrote:

Thomas Arthur Halley, 62, of 802 1/2 W. Burlington Ave., was arrested
and charged with second-degree robbery late Monday night in
connection with a robbery that took place earlier that day.
      At approximately 3:30 p.m. Monday, First National Bank, at 100
E. Burlington Ave., was robbed by an unarmed masked man.

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The man entered and exited the building through the south door (!!!!
so that's where he went wrong!!!)


And I'll bet there was a train whistle blowing at the time too, obviously disorienting him and causing his brain waves to experience ever greater waves of incoherence.

A couple of weeks ago there was another robbery, of a convenience store. Something like 5 or 6 people have been arrested, with still more "people of interest" still to come--for one little store and a few bucks. We must have the most inept robbers in the country.

Sal

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