I'm rarely offended by silliness. (Stupidity is a different thing entirely,
but that is another story.)

Blaster Bates? It must be over forty years since I heard 'The shower of s--t
over Cheshire' and just thinking about it still makes me chortle.

-- 
David Harley CITP FBCS CISSP
Small Blue-Green World
ESET Senior Research Fellow 
-----Original Message-----
From: [email protected] [mailto:[email protected]] On
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Sent: 26 August 2013 08:12
To: FunSec List
Subject: Re: [funsec] Explosive breast implants


Note, contains silliness, if you are easily offended, you shouldn't be here.


And now, Bunniworks tries to take this to the illogical conclusion.

On Aug/22.16:04:04, Blanchard, Michael (InfoSec) wrote:
> So if that's the case....   Is there an application available online to
start working at the TSA as pat down officer? :)
> 

        I think the opposite would be more fun. Having lots of TSA agents
have their
        hands blown off by a disproportionate rise in boob bombers would
soon put men
        in their place. 

        Finally, the TSA would get the respect they deserve.[1]

        Big breasts would become scary. Chesty Morgan's critical masses
(past tense?)
        would cause airport evacuation scares! 

        The NRA would allow suitably stacked women (and men, don't forget
the moobies!)
        to join as special members. Legal chaos ensues as certain women (and
flabby men)
        are classified as terrorists by a gender challenged Department of
Hopeless Security.

        The artificial hand business would be laughing, until someone
invented cheap
        robots, but it's not the same is it. To quote an old saying,
"There's no use
        looking if you can't touch." Robot hands with feedback become the
next big thing
        after exploding furbies.[2]

        Bomb Disposal experts will have new stories to tell (anyone remember
Blaster Bates?)
        "There was this woman see... There's always a woman you know, but
sometimes they are
        a man. Anyway, these moobies were the size of medicine balls and the
safeties were
        all introverted..."

        Shortly thereafter, girly bars would have big signs saying stuff
like
        "Genuine REAL thingummies, SAFE! NON EXPLOSIVE!" "Bring your own
gauntlets!"
        "Gauntlet warmers inside!" etc. 

        And then the sex education books would change slowly too. As a
global replacement
        of "nipple" with "safety" ... "breast" with "bomb" ...

        H. Rider Haggard would rotate in his grave, somewhere near the bombs
of sheba.


        Do not touch the safety, the breasts may be inadvertently armed with
possibly
        calamitous effect.  And of course, those with pierced nipples would
be much safer!

        But don't go too far with that global replacement. Those things they
use on 
        baby bottles are actually safeties already.

        P

ps: Oh, that infamous superbowl incident^Wyawn would have them stormed by
the boob disposal squad and safely detonated. Which actually sounds like an
improvement IMHO.


[1] concentrated acetic cid squirters might be an acceptable substitute for
exploding ones.

[2] These should be easy and will control the furby over-grazing problems
simply and dramatically.
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