Lol sean no, I've not heard of pork at all, it sounds amusing indeed!
I think the best grue parody I saw in an if game was the game augmented
forth. If you wandered around in the dark (which you had to actually do a
little at the start of the game), you were told "It's pitch dark, but don't
worry, you are in no danger of being tripped over by a trubblesome
marsupial!"
If you spent too long in the dark (about 10 turns or so), you got a message
along the lines of "suddenly you find yourself falling over and cracking
your head on the floor while behind you a little insectivore laughs a
synister laugh, ---- never trust a marsupial!" :D.
Beware the Grue!
Dark.
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