What is this! Where did you get this one from? :) I busted out when I read the ketchup bit.
Regards, Dustin > -----Original Message----- > From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] > Behalf Of Muhammed Hasan > Sent: Tuesday, November 06, 2001 10:17 AM > To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > Subject: [brluglist] Actual Resignation Letter from a System > Administrator > > > Mr. Baker, > > As an employee of an institution of higher education, I have a > few very basic > expectations. Chief among these is that my direct superiors have > an intellect that ranges > above the common ground squirrel. After your consistent and > annoying harassment of myself > and my co-workers during the commission of our duties, I can only > surmise that you are > one of the few true genetic wastes of our time. Asking me, a > network administrator, to > explain every little nuance of everything I do each time you > happen to stroll into my > office is not only a waste of time, but also a waste of precious oxygen. > > I was hired because I know about Unix, and you were apparently > hired to provide amusement > to myself and other employees, who watch you vainly attempt to > understand the concept of > "cut and paste" for the hundredth time. You will never understand > computers. Something as > incredibly simple as binary still gives you too many options. You > will also never > understand why people hate you, but I am going to try and explain > it to you, even though > I am sure this will be just as effective as telling you what an > IP is. Your shiny new > iMac has more personality than you ever will. You walk around the > building all day, > shiftlessly looking for fault in others. You have a sharp dressed > useless look about you > that may have worked for your interview, but now that you > actually have responsibility, > you pawn it off on overworked staff, hoping their talent will > cover for your glaring > ineptitude. In a world of managerial evolution, you are the > blue-green algae that > everyone else eats and laughs at. Managers like you are a sad > proof of the Dilbert > principle. Seeing as this situation is unlikely to change without > you getting a full > frontal lobotomy reversal, I am forced to tender my resignation, > however I have a few > parting thoughts: > > 1. When someone calls you in reference to employment, it is > illegal to give me a bad > recommendation. The most you can say to hurt me is "I prefer not > to comment." I will have > friends randomly call you over the next couple of years to keep > you honest, because I > know you would be unable to do it on your own. > > 2. I have all the passwords to every account on the system, and I > know every password you > have used for the last five years. If you decide to get cute, I > am going to publish your > "favorites list", which I conveniently saved when you made me > "back up" your useless > files. I do believe that terms like "Lolita" are not usually > viewed favorably by the > administration. > > 3. When you borrowed the digital camera to "take pictures of your > mothers b-day", you > neglected to mention that you were going to take pictures of > yourself in the mirror nude. > Then you forgot to erase them like the techno-moron you really > are. Suffice it to say I > have never seen such odd acts with a ketchup bottle, but I assure > you that those have > been copied and kept in safe places pending the authoring of a > glowing letter of > recommendation. (Try to use a spell check please, I hate having > to correct your > mistakes.) > > Thank you for your time, and I expect the letter of > recommendation on my desk by 8:00 am > tomorrow. One word of this to anybody and all of your little > twisted repugnant obsessions > will be open to the public. Never fuck with your systems > administrators, because they > know what you do with all your free time. > > Sincerely, > > Ted Brewer. > > ================================================ > BRLUG - The Baton Rouge Linux User Group > Visit http://www.brlug.net for more information. > Send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] to change > your subscription information. > ================================================ > ================================================ BRLUG - The Baton Rouge Linux User Group Visit http://www.brlug.net for more information. Send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] to change your subscription information. ================================================
