Hi All, Thought this would give you a laugh for today. With my gaupon's compatriot complaining about "cleaning" up the postings on the Goanet and some psychological counseling from our own Goenkar doctor, I thought I would add a little humor. This specially applies to some topics on Goanet which appear to go around in circles. Next time we see a subject going round on in circles, we can think of this poor Goenkar:
A Goenkar was injured in an industrial accident and was rushed to a doctor who determined that one of his testicles was crushed. The crushed testicle was removed and the man was assured that he would be fine, no complications. Physically he was fine but mentally he knew he was lighter on one side than the other, which caused him to walk in circles. After trying to overcome the problem without any luck he returned to the doctor very distraught. "Dotor! You've got to help me. I am about to lose my job and my ghorcarn because of walking in circles!" Only the cyberGoans (Goa brotherhood anim sisterhood) will welcome me. Well, the dotor had never encountered such a problemo. As he pondered it he went to his refrigerator for a snack. There he noticed an onion. Ha! He quickly measured the man's remaining testicle, peeled off layers of onion until the onion was exactly the same size as his testicle. A minor operation and the goenkar walked out of the office as straight as an arrow! And to this day that Goenkar is normal - - - with two exceptions - When he sees a hamburger he gets an erection and when he makes sussu, his eyes water. ########################################################################## # Send submissions for Goanet to [EMAIL PROTECTED] # # PLEASE remember to stay on-topic (related to Goa), and avoid top-posts # # More details on Goanet at http://joingoanet.shorturl.com/ # # Please keep your discussion/tone polite, to reflect respect to others # ##########################################################################
