----- Original Message ----- From: "Santosh Helekar" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: "Goa's premiere mailing list, estb. 1994!" <goanet@lists.goanet.org> Sent: Monday, May 05, 2008 6:37 PM Subject: Re: [Goanet] The Migrant Danger to Goa
This would not be enough. The following additional prescriptions would be needed: g) Amend the constitution of India to grant an exclusive and special status for Goa because of some valid reason, such as the cultural superiority of its people.
fc: Too much hassle with raucous Indian MPs disrupting parliament. A bagfull of Goan terminators (read vavoi ) will do the necessary work on the Constitution. Then we can draft a new one with mandatory public hearings. Menezes Braganza hall management will be laughing all the way to the bank. :-)
h) If other states do not ratify this amendment, let the Goan state secede from India and become an independent nation.
fc: No constitution, we get out. Besides, Goan Paklo in New Jersey will be having a 21st century fire-works show.
i) Ban marriages between Goans and non-Goans forthwith.
fc: If Goa need one more avenue to increase corruption. A non-goan becomes a goan is a better way to fight corruption.
j) Amend inheritance laws to prevent foreign children and descendants of Goans from inheriting ancestral property.
fc: I oppose this with a black flag. I have left everything I have, including my 1975 scooter to my grandson who is Austrian.
k) Frame the constitution of the independent Goa in such a way as to disallow any form of legal immigration of non-Goans or foreign descendants of Goan ancestors.
fc: I oppose this with a amber flag. Goa shud have no constitution. We need to be modern, free for all country.
l) Build a fence around Goa to prevent illegal immigration.
fc: I shall wave a green flag provided I get the contract to build it. I am a builder.
m) Prosecute people who employ illegal aliens.
fc: Can you see the black flag? Impossible. I will need entire Karnataka to build that wall. How else can I take the contract?
n) To preserve Goan identity, legally ban all religious conversions, perpetuate the caste system, prevent Goans from adopting the ways of other cultures, ban foreign companies from setting up shop in Goa, and make strict laws against all forms of modernization that involve infusion of foreign practices in Goan affairs.
fc: With no constitution, let us wipe goa clean of all religions and make it religionless or (AGNOSTIC). Naturally, all religious professionals will be unemployed. Therefore let them use the open door policy to migrate anywhere and everywhere to look for work. Then we shall have no need for PIs like Manjunath Dessai to create communal strife like in Ponda recently. I think Vatican will have to be expanded :-)
> I am sure there are many other measures that need to be adopted as well.
fc: When you coin them up, let me know.
Cheers,
fc: Have fun
Santosh
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