Marlon forgot to take into account the homeopathic principle of increasing the potency of a drug by repeated dilution. According to homeopathy, the more dilute a drug, the stronger are its therapeutic effects. The strongest drug solution is one in which there is not even a single molecule of the original drug.
So what Marlon needs to do, is to mix a drop of virgin coconut oil in a bucket of holy water or vice versa, and serially dilute it repeatedly about 100 times or so. Or, if you want the strongest possible doses of both drugs then you could subject a drop of holy water and a drop of virgin coconut oil to a similar procedure, but using a bucket of feni instead. These concoctions can then be marketed by Goa Suraj Remedies, Pvt Ltd, under a variety of brand names such as Holycoil, Virgihol and Fenicam, and then sold through political radio talk shows, like the Zicam homeopathic cold remedy in the U.S. All we need is a good host (no pun intended), and call him Ros Limboo or something. Cheers, Santosh ACKNOWLEDGEMENT: This work is supported by the Pandurang Project. The Pandurang Project is a charitable activity of the post-presidency of President Pandurang of Chimbel. It is an adult science literacy drive to provide free remedial education to a cyber-audience whose members have been ill-served by their browser, inbox and spam filter. --- On Thu, 12/10/09, marlon menezes <goa...@yahoo.com> wrote: > > Dear Dr/Fr. Ivo, President Floriano and St. Fred: > > Some of my family members are strong believers in the power > of holy water. Since the three of you have provided > irrefutable proof on the power of virgin coconut oil, my > obvious question is what do you think about the combination > of the two? One would think that the multiplying/interaction > effect could contribute to a tremendous revolution in > personal wellbeing! > > When one mixes things, we must of course understand the > interaction parameter between the constituents. For example, > would mixing the oil with the holy water make the water less > holy? My gut feeling tells me no, after all, the oil being > "virgin", should have a high level of holiness associated > with it. On the other hand, if one were to mix non virgin > oil ... things could get pretty screwed up, no pun > intended. > > There would of course be some technical challenges. We all > know that one can't simply just mix oil and water. > Duh! One would need some sort of emulsifying agent to > bind the holy water to the oil. Detergents are a good > emulsifying agent. I postulate that detergents are quite > holy - after all it is said that cleanliness is next > to godliness. > > > With the technical analysis complete, the next step would > be to conduct clinical trials on unholy ailments such as > AIDS and Erectile Dysfunction (ED). For this we should be > able to count of Floriano's large voter bank that will > theoretically going to vote for him during the next > erection. > > Good publicity is key as well. For that, we can rely on the > power of Goanet and its patron saint Fred to reach all the > non-migrant infested corners of Goa (due to limited > quantities, this Goan medical revolution will be reserved > for Goans only). All true Goans having symptoms of blue > blood, your miracle cure awaits you! > > Amen. > > Marlon >