The more hateful part of the dialog is the idea that not clicking is
interpreted as "I'm too lazy to click so I guess you can restart now."
 One fine afternoon, I went upstairs for a cup of coffee and came back
to a freshly restarted PC.  I guess I didn't need those code changes.


On 8/28/07, Timothy Knox <t...@thelbane.com> wrote:
> I hate Microsoft Windows with a passion, but that in and of itself is too easy
> to be worthy of mention here. Fish. Barrel. Dynamite. Boom!
>
> However, the Windows box I am forced to use at work (for testing certain kinds
> of streaming media, players for which do not exist on Linux) recently 
> prompted a
> much more detailed and specific hate.
>
> First, the annoying "Updates are available for your computer. Click here to
> install them" bubble would appear, repeatedly, every so often. Finally, being
> sufficiently annoyed with the bubble, I clicked there, and installed them.
>
> It finished by saying something to the effect of "Windows must now restart 
> your
> computer for these changes to take effect." The dialog had two buttons: 
> "Restart
> now" and "Restart later". Well, I was not ready to "restart now" so I clicked
> "restart later". Apparently, that is not the right name for the button.
>
> It should instead be named, "Come back in no more than two minutes, and ask me
> again, and again, and AGAIN!" AAAARGGGH! I can't stand it any more! Why 
> doesn't
> it occur to the folks at Microsoft that I just might be, yanno, busy right 
> now,
> and not really ready to "restart now". How about interpreting "restart later" 
> to
> mean, sleep for an hour (or more), then try again. Better still, why not let 
> me
> specify a time when I won't mind if it restarts, like oh, say, 3AM? But no,
> Microsoft knows better than me how urgent this is, that I need to restart 
> *now*
> doggone it, *NOW*!
>
> "Oh, cut the bleeding heart crap, will ya? We've all got our switches, lights,
> and knobs to deal with, Striker. I mean, down here there are literally 
> hundreds
> and thousands of blinking, beeping, and flashing lights, blinking and beeping
> and flashing - they're *flashing* and they're *beeping*. I can't stand it
> anymore! They're *blinking* and *beeping* and *flashing*!"
>
> --
> Timothy Knox <mailto:t...@thelbane.com>
> 90% of everything is crud. And for software the other 10% is worse.
>     -- Nicholas Clark
>
>

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