In a small town, a man just opened a small store selling French horns and
guns.  One day his neighbor pays him a visit and says: "So how is your
strange business going?"

"What do you mean strange?"

"Because you sell only French horns and guns!"

"So!"

"Well, let me put it this way, what do you sell the most, French horns
or guns?"

"It evens itself out, each time a customer buys a French horn, one of
his neighbors buys a gun!"


        {  David Goldberg:  [EMAIL PROTECTED]  }
        { Math Dept, Washtenaw Community College }
                 { Ann Arbor Michigan }



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