I worked at a site once (many) years ago where some bright spark once wrote a program called "IJKEFT01" whose sole purpose in life was to just ATTACH IKJEFT01 *unless* it was the "target" userid in which case it also ATTACHed an extra TCB that randomly generated strange abends at random intervals.
Cue frantic hunting through manuals and head scratching of the affected user. Made me smile..... Rob Scott Rocket Software, Inc 275 Grove Street Newton, MA 02466 617-614-2305 [EMAIL PROTECTED] -----Original Message----- From: IBM Mainframe Discussion List [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Edward Jaffe Sent: 21 May 2008 18:04 To: IBM-MAIN@BAMA.UA.EDU Subject: Re: Practical jokes for mainframe systems programmers Richards, Robert B. wrote: > As someone already commented on Tech Target website, these practical > jokes are neither practical nor a joke. > Jokes or not, I was ROTFLMAO! And, based on the first comment posted, I guess that means I should be locked up! :-D -- Edward E Jaffe Phoenix Software International, Inc 5200 W Century Blvd, Suite 800 Los Angeles, CA 90045 310-338-0400 x318 [EMAIL PROTECTED] http://www.phoenixsoftware.com/ ---------------------------------------------------------------------- For IBM-MAIN subscribe / signoff / archive access instructions, send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with the message: GET IBM-MAIN INFO Search the archives at http://bama.ua.edu/archives/ibm-main.html ---------------------------------------------------------------------- For IBM-MAIN subscribe / signoff / archive access instructions, send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with the message: GET IBM-MAIN INFO Search the archives at http://bama.ua.edu/archives/ibm-main.html