On Fri, May 22, 2015 at 9:52 AM, Elardus Engelbrecht < elardus.engelbre...@sita.co.za> wrote: <snip/>
> > Groete / Greetings > Elardus Engelbrecht > > Worst pick-up line: > > Boy trying to impress his new girlfriend: "On a scale from 1 to America, > how free are you tonight?" > > Girlfriend: "I'm North Korea". > <giggle/> I love it! -- My sister opened a computer store in Hawaii. She sells C shells down by the seashore. If someone tell you that nothing is impossible: Ask him to dribble a football. He's about as useful as a wax frying pan. 10 to the 12th power microphones = 1 Megaphone Maranatha! <>< John McKown ---------------------------------------------------------------------- For IBM-MAIN subscribe / signoff / archive access instructions, send email to lists...@listserv.ua.edu with the message: INFO IBM-MAIN