This one is meant to be humerous - don't try this at home - "It takes a great deal of physical courage to ride a horse. This, however, I have. I get it at about forty cents a flask, and take as required." - Stephen Leacock, "Refelections on Riding", Literary Lapses
and this is for Nancy and all you other wonderful people who participate in riding therapy programs - "I saw a child who couldn't walk, sit on a horse and laugh and talk...I saw a child who could only crawl, mount a horse and sit up tall...I saw a child born into strife, take up and hold the reins of life...And that same child was heard to say, thank you God for showing me the way." - John Anthony Davis -- Laree "When you're young and you fall off a horse, you may break something. When you're my age and you fall off, you splatter" - Roy Rogers