Howdy, Dari situs infidels (kelihatannya sekarang sudah di off kan bagian humornya?:-) ... silakan diisi survai di bawah ini. Jika sudah di isi mohon langsung dikirim: mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]. Kalau mau dibawa sendiri silakan:-) PS: Survai hanya ditujukan untuk yang sudah akil-balik. Howgh! -- Djoko Luknanto-Jack la Motta Kumpulan artikel: http://www.egroups.com/group/la_Koleksi Library: Humor: God's Total Quality Management Questionnaire -------------------------------------------------------------- God's Total Quality Management Questionnaire Author Unknown God would like to thank you for your belief and patronage. In order to better serve your needs, She asks that you take a few moments to answer the following questions. Please keep in mind that your responses will be kept completely confidential, and that you need not disclose your name or address even if you prefer a direct response to comments or suggestions. 1. How did you find out about God? __ Newspaper __ Other Book __ Television __ Divine Inspiration __ Word of mouth __ Near Death Experience __ Bible __ Other __ Torah (specify):____________ 2. Are you currently using any other source of inspiration in addition to God? Please check all that apply. __ Tarot __ Lottery __ Horoscope __ Television __ Fortune cookies __ Ann Landers __ Self-help books __ Sex __ Biorythms __ Alcohol or drugs __ Mantras __ Other:__________________ __ Insurance policies __ None 3. God employs a limited degree of Divine Intervention to preserve the balanced level of felt presence and blind faith. Which would you prefer (circle one)? a. More Divine Intervention b. Less Divine Intervention c. Current level of Divine Intervention is just right d. Don't know 4. God also attempts to maintain a balanced level of disasters and miracles. Please rate on a scale of 1 - 5 her handling of the following (1=unsatisfactory, 5=excellent): a. Disasters (flood, famine, earthquake, war) 1 2 3 4 5 b. Miracles (rescues, spontaneous remission of disease, sports upsets) 1 2 3 4 5 5. Do you have any additional comments or suggestions for improving the quality of God's services? (Attach an additional sheet if necessary): _________________________________________________________ _________________________________________________________ _________________________________________________________ Thank you! -------------------------------------------------------------- Copyright © Internet Infidels 1995-1997. All rights reserved.
