I'd like to mis-quote Hugh Grant, who in Four Weddings, woke up, looked at the time (and for my purposes, realised the date).
"FECK!" Thankyou. Garret, happy fecking birthday. You didn't even send me a guilty bleedin' txt message to let me know I'd damn well forgotten. Arrrrgh. Colin, missed yours too. Damn. Blast. Sorry. :( But, "Booger Rhinotush"? I've been away too long... Both of you: please don't take offence I forgot - I'm just crap you see. I need a live-in secretary(*) to look after my work and social diary and remind me of people's birthdays, otherwise I just get it all terribly wrong. Goldfish have better short term memory retention than I do. Sigh. --Chris *Well, a live-in something else really. Only some of the duties will be secretarial... :-)
