In a message dated 1/4/02 10:53:53 PM, [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes:
<< Four Jewish ladies are playing a game of cards in Miami Beach. >>
A Jewish grandmother was walking along the beach in Miami with her 5 year-old
grandson when a wave suddenly swept ashore and dragged the little boy out to
sea. Horrified, the little old lady screamed up to the skies, "God, please, I
beg of you, please give my precious grandson back to me! I will do anything,
anything, dear God, if you will just return him safely!"
Suddenly another wave washed ashore, depositing the unharmed boy at his
grandmother's feet. Looking back into the heavens she said, "He had a hat."
--Bob, who learned everything he knows about comedy from Borsht Belt
comedians.
