In a message dated 1/5/02 12:02:01 AM, [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes: << 91-year-old Harry Goldstein and his 89-year-old wife Zelda of 66 years go to their lawyer to get a divorce. >>
A little old Jewish man named Irving Cohen was crossing a busy Manhattan intersection when he was struck by a car and knocked to the ground. While waiting for the ambulance to arrive, a policeman removed his jacket and covered the injured man with it. "Are you comfortable, Mr. Cohen?" he asked. "I make a good living," the man replied. --Bob