[EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: "A little old Jewish man named Irving Cohen was crossing a busy Manhattan intersection when he was struck by a car and knocked to the ground."
Bob, Three sons of a jewish mother left England and went to live in the USA, where they prospered. One day, they met and discussed the gifts they were able to give their old mother: David, the first, said "I built a big house for our mother." Henry, the second, said "I sent her a Mercedes with a driver." Alan, the youngest, said "You remember how our mother enjoys reading the bible. Because she now can't see very well, I sent her a remarkable parrot that recites the whole bible. Mama just has to name the chapter and verse." Soon afterwards, a letter of thanks came from their mother. David, the house you built was a bad idea. I live only in one room but I have to clean the whole house. Henry, I am too old to travel. I stay most of the time at home, so I rarely use the Mercedes. And that driver has a drinking problem, it's just awful. But Alan, The chiken was delicious!. Nuriel _____________________________________________________________ Free email, web pages, news, entertainment, weather and MORE! Check out -------------------------------> http://wowmail.com
