Great post, Jimmy! Now do I believe it, or wait for the "just kidding" follow-up? ;~)
I think dancing in the ABC store could get rather expensive if you did a twirl and knocked over a rack of bottles. Not to mention that Paz would break into tears seeing all that liquor spilled on the floor. And speaking of Edith & The Kingpin images, the song was obviously the inspiration for this painting: http://www.art-network.co.uk/banca/portland/vettrian/pasipic3.htm#pic16 Bob, the kingpin of spilled alcohol at Jonifests! ;~) NP: John Doe, "A Matter of Degrees"