What's the difference between an accordian and an onion? Nobody cries when you chop up an accordian.
[EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: > Have you heard the one about the accordion player coming home from a gig with > his accordion in the back seat of his car? He stops at a mini-mart for a pack > of cigarettes and when he comes back out, his car window has been smashed and > now there are two accordions in the back seat. > > -Fred
