I thought Murph had the right idea, Keith Richards for Depends, it's perfect!! But will he be cognizant enough to wear them.....? db
-----Original Message----- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]On Behalf Of Denny Giovanetti Sent: Friday, May 10, 2002 8:57 AM To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]; [EMAIL PROTECTED] Subject: Re: patti labelle & aging children --- [EMAIL PROTECTED] spake: >So I got to thinking -- and worrying -- what's next? Carly Simon for >Polident? Graham Nash for Just for Men? Keith Richards for Depends? James >Taylor for Rogaine? Linda Ronstadt for Metamucil? Gracie Slick for the >Clapper? David Crosby for Carter's Little Liver Pills? Up way too early, saw this post and laughed my ass off! (Can we say "ass" on this list?) >And what the hell am I supposed to do if I turn on the TV one day and see >Joni doing one of those ads for the greatest hits of the 50s, 60s and 70s >while "Songs to Aging Children" plays in the background? I remember when the Stones did the $12mil. deal w/Microsoft for "Start me up," and Keith gave one of his "Arrgg, we're pirates!" responses. Yeah, but still. . .Maybe what it comes down to is the "no such thing as bad publicity" maxim--w/celeb. endorsements an extension of that. (Considering Dole's endorsements, what's the future hold for other politicians?) On the bright side: Perhaps Pfizer will come up with a pill to counter "Charisma Bypass Syndrome," with a _retired_ John Ashcroft as the spokesperson. More Coffee! Denny "The American public wants tragedy with a happy ending." --Wm. Dean Howells
