Baseball: boring except for the World Series. Basketball: Why don't they just play the last two minutes?
Soccer: You're kidding, right? 90+ minutes and the score is 0-0? Football: What's with all that padding? Hockey: The Vancouver Canucks (because I live here and, oh yeah, I AM CANADIAN.) (Which is a joke only Canadians will understand even if they don't like hockey.) Cycling: US Postal Service, bringing Lance Armstrong closer to his fourth successive Tour de France victory (in the most difficult and demanding sporting event in the world.) I duck and cover now Rick
