> . > > ok, I'm done - what's next? > > what's next? A workshop on sex acts at the next joniFest. Taught by willing volunteers. Every JMDL member shows up. Everyone gets busted, but outstanding sing a long in the county jail that night. Released on cd, "American Idyll: Sex Acts, Recorded Live in Jail"" raises boucoup bucks for JMDL and it is solvent forever. Jimmy shows up with odd door prizes for the JoniFest and gets a slightly longer sentence but after the jail is surrounded by out on bond festers singing "I will Be Released" over and over, Jimmy's sentence is reduced to time served. In all of this Bob Murphy is sole Fester never arrested; local constables frightened of Ethel Merman as a smurf. Bob Muller has a whole new theme for covers, songs covered in jail, and when Joni hears of all this, she laughs so long and loud she gets inspired to record an album of all new material. That spurs the release of the long rumored tribute album. A video is made of Joni's new single from new album with arrested sex acts JMDLers, which is so popular on mTV it wins the MTV VMA Video of the Year. Moby swears as award is announced, and this time Eminem actually punches him out.
Michelle Mayfield mean while is invited to appear on the 700 Club. Pat Robertson produces her next album and she wins the Dove awards and gets invited to White House. G W Bush says something inappropriate about Texas lesbians. Cheney suggests we bomb Texas lesbians as a pre-emptive strike, this endorsed by Pat Robertson. Cheney suggests bombing JoniFest as preemptive strike, this endorsed by David Geffen. Colin Powell goes to JoniFest to negotiate peace and is so smitten by Sherrel's (spelling?) singing that he becomes a JMDLer and is sacked by administration. In a surprise appointment, Marcel is appointed to replace Powell, and surprises Bush after confirmation by smoking weed on state Department lawn and kicking out some killer grooves. Paz goes to DC to join Marcel for lawn performance, followed by Ashara, always in charge of arrangements, and then followed by the rest of the JMDL. The spirit of the JMDL takes over DC. The jet planes turn to butterflies above the nations, the environment is saved before Bush has all the trees logged down (trees causing fires, if you read his last logging proposal). Lori Fye, since she already lives there, is made new president and world peace comes, finally, the dawning of the Age of Aquarius as foresaw by Wally and his fianci one night when they were doing star charts. Michelle Mayfield takes the old Anita Bryant role of Orange Juice Lady and the Bushes retire to now lesbian free Texas (they have all been appointed to government jobs in DC) and renew their opposition to global warning since it is melting all the ice for their drinks. Cheney suggests bombing the Polar ice Cap to make it more ice cube size to help the Bush daughters get the ice into small enough pieces for their martini glasses. Michael Yarbrough and I play the Eminem album with the lines "fuck you Lynn Cheney" and the line about Cheney's heart problems, and Dick Cheney, so scared by Eminem, retreats to his hidden lair under the Appalachian mountains never to be seen again until the third Lord of the Rings movie, where he is defeated by Frodo . Lori appoints Paul as director of homeland security and he gets into such verbal battles with non American terrorists that no one has time for terrorism anymore, just one nasty email after another. Kakki makes martinis for all American terrorists, martinis being so good, they get too drunk for terrorist acts. And the moon is in the 7th house, Jupiter aligns with Mars, Joni speaks to a joint session of Congress and made SIQUOMB of all America, which really pisses off Judy Collins and Abril Lavigne and Alanis Morrasette, but they are in the minority. Les Irvin and Wally Breeze share Nobel Peace Prize for bringing all these forces together. The White House is painted pink and is now a boutique and a big yellow taxi takes President Lori all over the world where she proclaims love and the JMDL to everyone. All the money saved by having no need for war anymore goes to medical research. That is what happens next. It says so in Sunday's sermon. Vince
