>> > By James Sherman >> > >> > (We take you now to the Oval Office.) >> > >> > >> > >> > George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? >> > >> > >> > >> > Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. >> > >> > >> > >> > George: Great. Lay it on me. >> > >> > >> > >> > Condi: Hu is the new leader of China. >> > >> > >> > >> > George: That's what I want to know. >> > >> > >> > >> > Condi: That's what I'm telling you. >> > >> > >> > >> > George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? >> > >> > >> > >> > Condi: Yes. >> > >> > >> > >> > George: I mean the fellow's name. >> > >> > >> > >> > Condi: Hu. >> > >> > >> > >> > George: The guy in China. >> > >> > >> > >> > Condi: Hu. >> > >> > >> > >> > George: The new leader of China. >> > >> > >> > >> > Condi: Hu. >> > >> > >> > >> > George: The Chinaman! >> > >> > >> > >> > Condi: Hu is leading China. >> > >> > >> > >> > George: Now whaddya' asking me for? >> > >> > >> > >> > Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China. >> > >> > >> > >> > George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? >> > >> > >> > >> > Condi: That's the man's name. >> > >> > >> > >> > George: That's who's name? >> > >> > >> > >> > Condi: Yes. >> > >> > >> > >> > George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of >> > China? >> > >> > >> > >> > Condi: Yes, sir. >> > >> > >> > >> > George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the >> > >> > Middle >> > >> > East. >> > >> > >> > >> > Condi: That's correct. >> > >> > >> > >> > George: Then who is in China? >> > >> > >> > >> > Condi: Yes, sir. >> > >> > >> > >> > George: Yassir is in China? >> > >> > >> > >> > Condi: No, sir. >> > >> > >> > >> > George: Then who is? >> > >> > >> > >> > Condi: Yes, sir. >> > >> > >> > >> > George: Yassir? >> > >> > >> > >> > Condi: No, sir. >> > >> > >> > >> > George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of >> > >> > China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. >> > >> > >> > >> > Condi: Kofi? >> > >> > >> > >> > George: No, thanks. >> > >> > >> > >> > Condi: You want Kofi? >> > >> > >> > >> > George: No. >> > >> > >> > >> > Condi: You don't want Kofi. >> > >> > >> > >> > George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. >> > >> > And then get me the U.N. >> > >> > >> > >> > Condi: Yes, sir. >> > >> > >> > >> > George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. >> > >> > >> > >> > Condi: Kofi? >> > >> > >> > >> > George: Milk! Will you please make the call? >> > >> > >> > >> > Condi: And call who? >> > >> > >> > >> > George: Who is the guy at the U.N? >> > >> > >> > >> > Condi: Hu is the guy in China. >> > >> > >> > >> > George: Will you stay out of China?! >> > >> > >> > >> > Condi: Yes, sir. >> > >> > >> > >> > George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the >> > >> > U.N. >> > >> > >> > >> > Condi: Kofi. >> > >> > >> > >> > George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. >> > >> > >> > >> > (Condi picks up the phone.) >> > >> > >> > >> > Condi: Rice, here. >> > >> > >> > >> > George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we >> > >> > should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you >> > >> > get Chinese food in the Middle East?
