--- hell <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > I have to agree that the whole "smoking or not > smoking" thing with Joni's > statue is pretty absurd. Joni also drinks cappucino > - should she be holding > a coffee cup in her hand? She probably eats on a > pretty regular basis too - > maybe she should hold a knife and fork ;o)?! >
Then again, she also needs her dulcimer, guitars (acoustic, electric, VG8, whatever), her piano, preferably a grand; that'd be nice. She has cats too, so maybe there should be cats all around her (maybe one on her shoulder?). And then again there's her new little doggie. She needs to have her paints and her easel, and some paper to write down the lyrics of new songs. What should she be wearing? Something by Issey? (maybe he can donate something to the cause, like a dress made out of bronze). My goodness, this is getting kind of busy. Hmm, how about a desk to put the paper on that she's writing the lyrics on so she doesn't have to hold it? how about a couple of extra hands to hold all that stuff? how about a marble bowling ball over the month of June? Saskatoon gets cold in winter. She's going to need a coat and a good pair of winter boots, maybe with an extra pair of heavy socks to keep her feet warm. Don't forget the hat, she needs one of those. Is she still drinking that German wine? Get her a bottle of that. And a glass to drink it out of; we can't have Joni slugging it back from the bottle. Aw, jeez, get her a whole case; she's going to be there a while. (How big is this park or wherever the statue's going to be? Is there room for a Lexus?) ===== Catherine Toronto ______________________________________________________________________ Post your free ad now! http://personals.yahoo.ca
