Wally wrote:

"this is joni's year, since she'll be turning 60 in november. as 60 is a
multiple of 12, then joni was born in the year of the sheep. quite a strange
combination. a scorpion and a sheep. the secrets of death and sex mixed with
the frugality and the sentimentalism of the sheep. but then who can figure
joni out?"

I'm a Virgo and born in the Chinese lunar year of the sheep ... a virgin and
a sheep.  Can it get anymore boring than that??  Please send me some insight
oh wise, wonderful Wally :-)

Heather


-----Original Message-----
From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]On Behalf Of Wally
Kairuz
Sent: Saturday, February 01, 2003 7:49 PM
To: _JMDL
Subject: joni is a sheep (or ram)!


happy chinese new year everyone!!!!! i know how to say it in chinese but i
don't how to write it, so just imagine me in my best madam sin clothes
saying it in perfect mandarin.

this is the year of the water sheep (or ram, as it is also called) it's 4071
in the chinese lunar calendar. 2002 was the year of the horse, whose main
elements were fire and water, signifying great potential for conflict and
unrest. this year's sheep element are water and earth, also conflicting but
less destructive. we hope we hope we hope...

this is joni's year, since she'll be turning 60 in november. as 60 is a
multiple of 12, then joni was born in the year of the sheep. quite a strange
combination. a scorpion and a sheep. the secrets of death and sex mixed with
the frugality and the sentimentalism of the sheep. but then who can figure
joni out?

to all of you sheep (or rams) on the list, this is your time in the
limelight in the 12-year cycle. be prosperous and happy. don't be too cruel
to poor little rats like me! i promise i won't steal your lovers away from
you and i won't get to the bargain basements before you!

(what liars rats are!)

in any case, lots of red envelopes with money for everybody!

wallyK

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