> For those of you who are undecided on what to wear this Halloween...
>
>>>> There's a man with a bald head and a wooden leg
>>>> who gets invited to a Halloween party. He doesn't
>>>> know what costume to wear to hide his head and his
>>>> leg so he writes to a fancy dress company to explain
>>>> the problem. A few days later he receives a parcel
>>>> with a note.
>>>>
>>>> "Dear Sir, please find enclosed a pirate's outfit.
>>>> The spotted handkerchief will cover your bald head and,
>>>> with your wooden leg, you will be just right as a pirate".
>>>>
>>>> The man thinks this is terrible because they have
>>>> just emphasized his wooden leg and so he writes a
>>>> letter of complaint. A week passes and he receives
>>>> another parcel and a note, which says, "Dear Sir,
>>>> please find enclosed a monk's habit. The long robe will
>>>> cover your wooden leg and, with your bald head, you
>>>> will really look the part".
>>>>
>>>> Now the man is really annoyed since they have gone
>>>> from emphasizing his wooden leg to emphasizing his
>>>> bald head and he writes the company another nasty
>>>> letter of complaint. The next day he receives a
>>>> small parcel and a note which reads:
>>>>
>>>> "Dear Sir, please find enclosed a bottle of molasses.
>>>> Pour the molasses over your bald head, stick your
>>>> wooden leg up your ass and go as a Caramel apple!"
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> When i bee-um, the toilets clog with my poop
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