>--Helen Clarke, Prime Minister of New Zulland, is rudely awoken at 4am by
> >the telephone.
> >
> >"Hillen, its the hilth munister here. Sorry to bother you et thus hour
> >but there es un emergency! I've just received word thet the Durex
> >fectory
> >en Auckland has burned to the ground. It is istimated thet the entire
> >New
> >Zulland supply of condoms will be gone by the ind of the week."
> >
> >"Shuuuuuut - the economy wull niver be able to cope with all those
> >unwanted babies - we'll be ruined!"
> >
> >"We're going to hef to shup some en from abroad... Britain?..."
> >
> >"No chence!! The Poms wull have a field day on thus one!"
> >
> >"What about Australia?"
> >
> >"Maybe - but we don't want them to know thet we are stuck. You call
>John
> >Howard
> >- tell hum we need one moollion condoms; tun enches long and eight
> >enches
> >thuck! Thet way they'll know how bug the Kiwis really are!!"
> >
> >Helen calls John, who agrees to help the Kiwis out in their hour of
> >need.
> >
> >Three days later a van arrives in Auckland - full of boxes. A delighted
> >Helen rushes out to open the boxes. She finds condoms; 10 inches long;
>8
> >inches thick, all coloured green and gold. She then notices in small
> >writing on each and every one.........
> >
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> >MADE IN AUSTRALIA - SIZE : MEDIUM
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