David, that is wonderful!!!! I intend sending it to my brother, who has step-children living interstate...you might just've saved him a lot of money!!!!!
Ruth Budge (Sydney, Australia) --- David Collyer <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > An elderly man in Adelaide calls his son in Sydney and says, "I hate to > ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; > forty-five years of misery is enough." > > "Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams. > > "We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the old man says. > "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you > call your sister in Brisbane and tell her," and he hangs up. > > Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "Like heck > they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this." > > She calls her dad immediately, and screams at the old man, "You are NOT > getting divorced! Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my > brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do > a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up. > > The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Okay," he says, > "They're coming for Christmas and paying their own airfares." Find local movie times and trailers on Yahoo! Movies. http://au.movies.yahoo.com To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL PROTECTED] For help, write to [EMAIL PROTECTED]
