The Eulogy
She married and had 13 children. Her husband died. She married
again and had 7 more children. Again, her husband died. But, she remarried
and
this time had 5 more children. Alas, she finally died.
Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her. He thanked The
Lord
for this very loving woman and said, "Lord, they're finally together."
One mourner leaned over and quietly asked her friend, "Do you think he
means her first, second or third husband?" The friend replied, "I think he
means her legs."
David

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