dear lucy and clancy (what handsome cats you are !!! )
how thoughtful of you to have your human send me that precious little book on how to train one's pet human . nice being able to check if there was anything i had forgotten over the years . I'll have to take the book with me under the bed so she doesn't mess everything up by reading it.... you see she's pretty well trained : she opens the window before taking her coat off when she's back from work, i have my meal first in the morning, she freezes to death and has a hell of an electricity bill because i need to have the window open at all times and i always have fresh kitten grass or else i start nibbling her precious house plants... she didn't let me look inside her parcel though .. she was busy looking for orange thingies among polythelene (or whatever..) chips .. strange!! .. she drooled over a frog , inflated a funny blue thing and said it was just what she needed . i overheard her say it was a foot spa !! of all things !! how can anybody in her right mind put her feet in soapy water and enjoy!!!! actually, she was absolutely delighted by everything there was in that super box . so give your human a special pat and purr. that box was as safe as Fort Knox or its australian equivalent .. and real fun to browse through .... can't wait till next month . we'll know who she is ..... purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs othello To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL PROTECTED] For help, write to [EMAIL PROTECTED]