Love a "democratically offensive" joke, with multiple groups being
nailed simultaneously... :) At the same time... *Wouldn't it be NICE*,
if the two guys really did decide to duke it out, and left the rest of
us in peace? Always thought that a person-to-person duel between two
overly bellicose madmen was a much better solution than a war which
devastates everyone. This isn't *quite* "it", but still better than the
situation we're in now...
From: B.R.
Pres. Bush and Osama decided to settle the war once and for all. They
sat down and decided to settle the whole dispute with one dog fight.
They would have 5 years to breed the best fighting dog in the world,
and whichever side's dog won would be entitled to dominate the world.
Osama found the biggest, meanest Doberman and Rottweiler female dogs in
the world and bred them with the meanest Siberian wolves. They selected
only the biggest and strongest puppy from the litter, and removed his
siblings, which gave him all the milk. After 5 years, they came up with
the biggest, meanest dog the world had ever seen. Its cage needed steel
bars that were 5" thick, and nobody could get near it.
When the day came for the dog fight, Bush showed up with a strange
looking animal. It was a 9 foot long Dachshund. Everyone felt sorry for
Bush, because there was no way that this dog could possibly last 10
seconds with the Afghanistani dog.
When the cages were opened up, the Dachshund came out of it's cage, and
slowly waddled over towards Osama's dog. Osama's dog snarled and leaped
out of its cage and charged the American Dachshund - but when it got
close enough to bite, the Dachshund opened its mouth and consumed
Osama's dog in one bite. There was nothing left of his dog at all.
Osama came up to Bush, shaking his head in disbelief, "We don't
understand how this could have happened. We had our best people working
for 5 years with the meanest Doberman and Rottweiler female dogs in the
world and the biggest, meanest, Siberian wolves."
"That's nothing" said Bush. "We had Michael Jackson's plastic surgeon
working for 5 years to make that alligator look like a wiener dog".
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Tamara P Duvall http://t-n-lace.net/
Lexington, Virginia, USA (Formerly of Warsaw, Poland)
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