A wife buys a pair of crutchless knickers in an attempt to spice up a dead sex life. She puts them on together with a short skirt and sits on the settee. At strategic moments she crosses her legs enough times till her husband says, "Are you wearing crutchless knickers?" "Yes",she answers, smiling coyly. He replies,"Thank the Lord for that, I thought the stuffing was coming out of the settee."
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