Oh David
That made me laugh out loud when I read it - I love it!
Catherine Barley
UK
----- Original Message -----
From: "David C COLLYER" <[email protected]>
To: <[email protected]>
Sent: Monday, September 19, 2011 3:02 PM
Subject: [lace-chat] risque humour
They met at the singles club meeting and discovered over time that
they enjoyed each other's company.
After several weeks of meeting for coffee, Claude asked Maude out for
dinner and, much to his delight, she accepted. They had a lovely
evening. They dined at the most romantic restaurant in town.
Despite his age, they ended at his place for an after-dinner drink.
Things continued along a natural course and age being no inhibitor,
Maude soon joined Claude for a most enjoyable roll in the hay.
As they were basking in the glow of the magic moments they'd shared,
each was lost for a time in their own thoughts.....
Claude was thinking: 'If I'd known she was still a virgin, I'd
have been gentler.'
Maude was thinking: 'If I'd known he could still do it, I'd have
taken my tights off '
David in Ballarat
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