Not sure that I have been ejaculated from a bus before, could you please 
slow it down so that I don't come to a sticky end and make too much mess on 
the pavement.
You don't want to rub me up the wrong way by manhandling me from the number 
69 (sorry I really really couldn't resist) as I may complain.

What a stroke of luck a hackney carriage.

TAXI!

----- Original Message -----
From: "Steve Gillen" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; "Dr Michael Benjamin" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Cc: "LUList" <[email protected]>
Sent: Friday, June 01, 2007 1:50 PM
Subject: RE: [LU] Listowning Please Read

Next stop please driver? I'm sorry you'll have to leave now - I cannot
allow you on this bus with all that stonework taking up seats - you'll
have to go, and...........

You'll have to get your rocks off!!

Steve

Ding ding - hold very tight please



-----Original Message-----
From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: 01 June 2007 13:48
To: Steve Gillen; Dr Michael Benjamin
Cc: LUList
Subject: Re: [LU] Listowning Please Read

Steve, another pun quiz. A stroke of genius or is it a master stroke. I
s'pose you're right we should get a grip otherwise things may come to a
head.
The sun is out so a motorbike ride through the cotswolds beckons, I must
go
an polish my helmet.

Next stop please driver.

----- Original Message -----
From: "Steve Gillen" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; "Dr Michael Benjamin"
<[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Cc: "LUList" <[email protected]>
Sent: Friday, June 01, 2007 1:35 PM
Subject: Re: [LU] Listowning Please Read

> All this talk of self abusement from you two
>
> Come on guys get a grip...........
>
> Steve
>
> Move right down the bus - room for more puns inside.....
> 

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