Depraved, not me Sir. Just being elf 'n' safety aware, I was merely pointing out that activities should not be combined as accidents could happen, but notice that I mentioned the problem of ironing with the old fella first rather that the more obvious flame grilled foreskin injury.
You dear sir sowed the seed (no wanking pun intended) of listers mass masturbating whilst we were on about ironing, I am sure even Mr Freud would raise his eyebrows. How does Cyber Psychiatry work, if according to the old cartoon "on the internet nobody knows you are a dog" ----- Original Message ----- From: "Dr Michael Benjamin" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Cc: "LUList" <[email protected]> Sent: Friday, June 01, 2007 1:04 PM Subject: Re: [LU] Listowning Please Read > My congratulations on being completely depraved > :) > Michael > > On 01/06/07, [EMAIL PROTECTED] <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: >> >> Not rising to the bait but, chuffing hell, you do have issues. >> Mass masturbation, having met some of the listers it is NOT a vision I >> want >> to contend with. >> Ironing and masturbation should not be combined, imaging trying to put >> the >> perfect crease up the leg of linen strides with the end of your old >> fella. >> Even worse approaching the vinegar strokes and then reaching for a tefal >> set >> to cotton and extra steam, it would make a lesbian cry. >> >> And having left you with those thoughts I am off for some dinner. Hmmm, >> sausage sandwich. >> >> ----- Original Message ----- >> From: "Dr Michael Benjamin" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >> To: "LUList" <[email protected]> >> Sent: Friday, June 01, 2007 12:16 PM >> Subject: Re: [LU] Listowning Please Read >> >> > Straight from the cloth horse's mouth:- >> > This thread became unravelled . >> > Still it's a good diversion >> > It's almost as if we masturbate as they debate the reprobate Bate's >> > rebate >> > I hope that no one takes the bait and makes that into a thread. I think >> > that >> > it is too thread bare. >> > Michael >> > Who apologises profusely >> > >> > -- >> > Dr Michael Benjamin, >> > myRay: For peace of mind, >> > http://www.myray.com >> > http://www.MyDoctorExplains.com >> > >> > Cyber Psychiatry >> > ----- >> > _______________________________________________ >> > the Leeds List is an unmoderated mailing list and the list >> administrators >> > accept no liability for the personal views and opinions of >> > contributors. >> > Leedslist mailing list >> > [email protected] >> > http://list.zetnet.co.uk/mailman/listinfo/leedslist >> > Join The Leeds United Supporters Trust at www.lufctrust.org >> > >> > > > > -- > Dr Michael Benjamin, > myRay: For peace of mind, > http://www.myray.com > http://www.MyDoctorExplains.com > > Cyber Psychiatry > ----- > _______________________________________________ > the Leeds List is an unmoderated mailing list and the list administrators > accept no liability for the personal views and opinions of contributors. > Leedslist mailing list > [email protected] > http://list.zetnet.co.uk/mailman/listinfo/leedslist > Join The Leeds United Supporters Trust at www.lufctrust.org > _______________________________________________ the Leeds List is an unmoderated mailing list and the list administrators accept no liability for the personal views and opinions of contributors. Leedslist mailing list [email protected] http://list.zetnet.co.uk/mailman/listinfo/leedslist Join The Leeds United Supporters Trust at www.lufctrust.org
