Steve, another pun quiz. A stroke of genius or is it a master stroke. I s'pose you're right we should get a grip otherwise things may come to a head. The sun is out so a motorbike ride through the cotswolds beckons, I must go an polish my helmet.
Next stop please driver. ----- Original Message ----- From: "Steve Gillen" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; "Dr Michael Benjamin" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Cc: "LUList" <[email protected]> Sent: Friday, June 01, 2007 1:35 PM Subject: Re: [LU] Listowning Please Read > All this talk of self abusement from you two > > Come on guys get a grip........... > > Steve > > Move right down the bus - room for more puns inside..... > > -----Original Message----- > From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of > [EMAIL PROTECTED] > Sent: 01 June 2007 13:29 > To: Dr Michael Benjamin > Cc: LUList > Subject: Re: [LU] Listowning Please Read > > Depraved, not me Sir. Just being elf 'n' safety aware, I was merely > pointing > out that activities should not be combined as accidents could happen, > but > notice that I mentioned the problem of ironing with the old fella first > rather that the more obvious flame grilled foreskin injury. > > You dear sir sowed the seed (no wanking pun intended) of listers mass > masturbating whilst we were on about ironing, I am sure even Mr Freud > would > raise his eyebrows. > > How does Cyber Psychiatry work, if according to the old cartoon "on the > internet nobody knows you are a dog" > > ----- Original Message ----- > From: "Dr Michael Benjamin" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > Cc: "LUList" <[email protected]> > Sent: Friday, June 01, 2007 1:04 PM > Subject: Re: [LU] Listowning Please Read > >> My congratulations on being completely depraved >> :) >> Michael >> >> On 01/06/07, [EMAIL PROTECTED] <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: >>> >>> Not rising to the bait but, chuffing hell, you do have issues. >>> Mass masturbation, having met some of the listers it is NOT a vision > I >>> want >>> to contend with. >>> Ironing and masturbation should not be combined, imaging trying to > put >>> the >>> perfect crease up the leg of linen strides with the end of your old >>> fella. >>> Even worse approaching the vinegar strokes and then reaching for a > tefal >>> set >>> to cotton and extra steam, it would make a lesbian cry. >>> >>> And having left you with those thoughts I am off for some dinner. > Hmmm, >>> sausage sandwich. >>> >>> ----- Original Message ----- >>> From: "Dr Michael Benjamin" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >>> To: "LUList" <[email protected]> >>> Sent: Friday, June 01, 2007 12:16 PM >>> Subject: Re: [LU] Listowning Please Read >>> >>> > Straight from the cloth horse's mouth:- >>> > This thread became unravelled . >>> > Still it's a good diversion >>> > It's almost as if we masturbate as they debate the reprobate > Bate's >>> > rebate >>> > I hope that no one takes the bait and makes that into a thread. I > think >>> > that >>> > it is too thread bare. >>> > Michael >>> > Who apologises profusely >>> > >>> > -- >>> > Dr Michael Benjamin, >>> > myRay: For peace of mind, >>> > http://www.myray.com >>> > http://www.MyDoctorExplains.com >>> > >>> > Cyber Psychiatry >>> > ----- >>> > _______________________________________________ >>> > the Leeds List is an unmoderated mailing list and the list >>> administrators >>> > accept no liability for the personal views and opinions of >>> > contributors. >>> > Leedslist mailing list >>> > [email protected] >>> > http://list.zetnet.co.uk/mailman/listinfo/leedslist >>> > Join The Leeds United Supporters Trust at www.lufctrust.org >>> > >>> >> >> >> >> -- >> Dr Michael Benjamin, >> myRay: For peace of mind, >> http://www.myray.com >> http://www.MyDoctorExplains.com >> >> Cyber Psychiatry >> ----- >> _______________________________________________ >> the Leeds List is an unmoderated mailing list and the list > administrators >> accept no liability for the personal views and opinions of > contributors. >> Leedslist mailing list >> [email protected] >> http://list.zetnet.co.uk/mailman/listinfo/leedslist >> Join The Leeds United Supporters Trust at www.lufctrust.org >> > > _______________________________________________ > the Leeds List is an unmoderated mailing list and the list > administrators accept no liability for the personal views and opinions > of contributors. > Leedslist mailing list > [email protected] > http://list.zetnet.co.uk/mailman/listinfo/leedslist > Join The Leeds United Supporters Trust at www.lufctrust.org > > _______________________________________________ > the Leeds List is an unmoderated mailing list and the list administrators > accept no liability for the personal views and opinions of contributors. > Leedslist mailing list > [email protected] > http://list.zetnet.co.uk/mailman/listinfo/leedslist > Join The Leeds United Supporters Trust at www.lufctrust.org > _______________________________________________ the Leeds List is an unmoderated mailing list and the list administrators accept no liability for the personal views and opinions of contributors. Leedslist mailing list [email protected] http://list.zetnet.co.uk/mailman/listinfo/leedslist Join The Leeds United Supporters Trust at www.lufctrust.org
